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January 25, 2007

anatomy class

Filed under: work — dyan @ 1:45 pm

Students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy
class with a real dead human body.

They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body
covered with a white sheet. Then the professor started the class by
telling them, “In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important
qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is necessary that you
don’t get disgusted.”

The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the butt of
the dead body, withdrew it, and then stuck his finger in his mouth
and sucked it.

“Go ahead and do the same thing” he told to his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated but subsequently taking turns.
They sunk their finger in the butt of the dead body and sucked it
after withdrawing it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told
them: “The second important quality is observation. I inserted my
middle finger and sucked the index. Please pay attention students.”

Sarap… :)  

January 23, 2007

AIDS

Filed under: work — dyan @ 10:13 am

As if doing something.

I’ve been in that status since last week. It’s been two months since I started working. Wow I didn’t realize that it’s just that short. It seems like I’ve been with my co-workers since birth. We’re a bunch of crazy fools. Weirdos in business clothes.

PAUSE

There’s nothing interesting to write so why blog in the first place.

Just killing time.

Babu na nga!

STATUS: Waiting for deployment.

January 22, 2007

erap jokes!

Filed under: work — dyan @ 4:57 pm

hello there again. here’s a bunch of erap jokes. corny but funny. haha labo.

click here repapips

January 19, 2007

lisensya

Filed under: work — dyan @ 3:15 pm

Petiks petiks again! Just got my PRC ID today. So what’s next? As if I’d be able to apply my GE knowledge here. It’s just another ID. Big deal.

I’ve separated this fr the previous post. d boy bastos story is so… well… bastos! Just read the whole thing today (23 Jan).

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